Tenmumbin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet dryad.

Tenmumbin created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenmumbin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tenmumbin, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tenmumbin's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tenmumbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.