Gathonveen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented bee.

Gathonveen created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gathonveen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gathonveen, she will turn you into a snail.

Gathonveen's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gathonveen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gathonveen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.