Wiknaklib is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, all-powerful gerbil.

Wiknaklib created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiknaklib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wiknaklib, it will not care.

Wiknaklib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wiknaklib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away if five mites approach from the west.