Rotfadcab is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable
dragon.
Rotfadcab created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rotfadcab, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Rotfadcab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Rotfadcab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Rotfadcab's Holy Commandments1. Always wear gray.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Never think about quantum gravity.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Do not kill squirrels.