Rotfadcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable dragon.

Rotfadcab created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotfadcab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rotfadcab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rotfadcab's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Rotfadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not kill squirrels.