Raphigbellfon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered zebra.

Raphigbellfon created the Whirlpool Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raphigbellfon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Raphigbellfon, he will try to impress you with trees.

Raphigbellfon's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Raphigbellfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Raphigbellfon.

3. Always help bats.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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