Dobmidgannull is a god.

She takes the form of a small, contented rat.

Dobmidgannull created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobmidgannull, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dobmidgannull, she will laugh at you.

Dobmidgannull's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dobmidgannull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never feed peanuts to porpoises while wearing blue shoes.