Zednabvid is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless mongoose.

Zednabvid created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zednabvid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zednabvid, he will cry a lot.

Zednabvid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zednabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing mauve coats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never paint your chest black.