Hatdinnur Milrantap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving horse.

Hatdinnur Milrantap created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatdinnur Milrantap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hatdinnur Milrantap, he will destroy your home planet.

Hatdinnur Milrantap's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hatdinnur Milrantap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hatdinnur Milrantap loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never jump near goats.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.