Boggom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, irritating yak.

Boggom created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Boggom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Boggom's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Boggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near sheep while wearing yellow hats and balancing seven lead spheres on your arms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Boggom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not take Boggom's name in vain.

5. Boggom loves doves, so they must be honoured.