Gancebont is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering walrus.

Gancebont created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gancebont, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gancebont, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gancebont's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Gancebont's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near bats while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.

2. Run away from gray capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. You must pray to Gancebont five times a day.