Gongemmotciss is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering
walrus.
Gongemmotciss created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gongemmotciss, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gongemmotciss, it will destroy your home solar system.
Gongemmotciss' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Gongemmotciss' Holy Commandments1. Never wear kilts.
2. Do not speak about bananas.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never think about eukaryotes.