Fligquartjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered hyena.

Fligquartjarn created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligquartjarn, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fligquartjarn, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fligquartjarn's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fligquartjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.