Bunappmeghoggatpangkim is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable lizard.

Bunappmeghoggatpangkim created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunappmeghoggatpangkim, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunappmeghoggatpangkim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bunappmeghoggatpangkim's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bunappmeghoggatpangkim's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never talk about spacetime near hamsters while wearing brown kilts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.