Didfidfar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-powerful goblin.

Didfidfar created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didfidfar, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Didfidfar, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Didfidfar's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Didfidfar's Holy Commandments

1. Didfidfar loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.