Queegmegfongom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless bird.

Queegmegfongom created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegmegfongom, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegmegfongom, it will turn you into a puffin.

Queegmegfongom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Queegmegfongom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Hide if four hamsters approach from the south.