Bunfatveg is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy porpoise.

Bunfatveg created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bunfatveg, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bunfatveg, she will destroy your home planet.

Bunfatveg's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bunfatveg's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to eagles while wearing black coats.