Habbuncat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent hummingbird.

Habbuncat created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Habbuncat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Habbuncat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Habbuncat's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Habbuncat's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

2. Never feed lots of nuts to badgers while wearing mauve trousers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. You must love Habbuncat.