Gebbenhap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, able grasshopper.

Gebbenhap created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Gebbenhap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebbenhap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gebbenhap's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gebbenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gebbenhap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Gebbenhap.

5. Do not speak about cherries.