Omtvinart is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, all-powerful
troll.
Omtvinart created viruses four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Omtvinart, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Omtvinart, it will throw large rocks at you.
Omtvinart's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Omtvinart's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
2. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.
3. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.
4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Omtvinart in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not stand on grass.