Megsigvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, weak jaguar.

Megsigvan created the solar system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsigvan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Megsigvan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Megsigvan's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Megsigvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Worship no other gods but Megsigvan.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.