Hugbafkop is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless hedgehog.

Hugbafkop created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbafkop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hugbafkop, it will be very sad.

Hugbafkop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hugbafkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Never wear pink rings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.