Hugbafkop is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless
hedgehog.
Hugbafkop created water nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hugbafkop, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Hugbafkop, it will be very sad.
Hugbafkop's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Hugbafkop's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Never wear pink rings.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.
4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.
5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.