Fothivfot is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent mink.

Fothivfot created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fothivfot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fothivfot, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fothivfot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fothivfot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fothivfot.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help sick swans.