Misbeplit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, weak newt.

Misbeplit created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbeplit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Misbeplit, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Misbeplit's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Misbeplit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.