Mobdudtof is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever raccoon.

Mobdudtof created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdudtof, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobdudtof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mobdudtof's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Mobdudtof's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mobdudtof in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never hurt dogs.