Mutcitstig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, thoughtless rhinoceros.

Mutcitstig created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mutcitstig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mutcitstig, she will turn you into a duck.

Mutcitstig's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Mutcitstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not take Mutcitstig's name in vain.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Do not cook food in pots.