Weebitarp is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking lobster.

Weebitarp created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Weebitarp, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Weebitarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Weebitarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Weebitarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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