Weebitarp is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking
lobster.
Weebitarp created tapeworms five million years ago.
If you believe in
Weebitarp, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Weebitarp, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Weebitarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Weebitarp's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.