Fedbusceb is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent swallow.

Fedbusceb created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Fedbusceb, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fedbusceb, he will torture you forever.

Fedbusceb's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fedbusceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.