Libfumfas is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced fox.

Libfumfas created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Libfumfas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Libfumfas, she will be very unhappy.

Libfumfas' most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Libfumfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory near foxes while wearing brown dresses and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your arms.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never jump near dogs.

4. Retreat if nine hamsters approach from the west.

5. Learn four new languages a year.