Yokzodmin is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yokzodmin created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokzodmin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yokzodmin, he will not care at all.

Yokzodmin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Yokzodmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ants.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Never feed pineapples to porpoises while wearing magenta skirts.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Retreat if six manatees approach from the north.