Fosspoghig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise armadillo.

Fosspoghig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosspoghig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fosspoghig, it will be very unhappy.

Fosspoghig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fosspoghig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the north.

4. Fosspoghig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not sing in public.