Liknullmif is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, generous scorpion.

Liknullmif created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Liknullmif, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Liknullmif, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Liknullmif's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Liknullmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Liknullmif must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

5. Never write about optics.