Cepxenril is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, loving duck.

Cepxenril created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepxenril, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cepxenril, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepxenril's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cepxenril's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Never think about ultrasonics.

5. You must never eat oranges.