Midnull is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair dove.

Midnull created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Midnull, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Midnull, she will come to you in dreams.

Midnull's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Midnull's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Midnull first in all things.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.