Yikhigwad Cinkinbess is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, weak mouse.

Yikhigwad Cinkinbess created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikhigwad Cinkinbess, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yikhigwad Cinkinbess, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yikhigwad Cinkinbess' most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yikhigwad Cinkinbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat spinach.

2. Never skip near moths.

3. Worship no other gods but Yikhigwad Cinkinbess.

4. Never feed peas to badgers while wearing skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.