Fedflannarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, annoying parrot.

Fedflannarl created the Sol system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedflannarl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fedflannarl, it will turn you into a mole.

Fedflannarl's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fedflannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Hide if five mice approach from the north.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Fedflannarl in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always obey Fedflannarl's priests.