Nanbagapp is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate dugong.

Nanbagapp created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanbagapp, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nanbagapp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nanbagapp's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nanbagapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Nanbagapp loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Put Nanbagapp first in all things.

4. Nanbagapp loves dogs, so they must be respected.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.