Baflikfas is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind grasshopper.

Baflikfas created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflikfas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Baflikfas, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Baflikfas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Baflikfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

4. Run away from brown gulls, for they are unholy.

5. You must pray to Baflikfas three times a day.