Sisvonsog is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, contented parrot.

Sisvonsog created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sisvonsog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sisvonsog, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sisvonsog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sisvonsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. You must love Sisvonsog.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.