Xenmegmad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, able duck.

Xenmegmad created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xenmegmad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xenmegmad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Xenmegmad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Xenmegmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Put Xenmegmad first in all things.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.