Dussdummig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous yak.

Dussdummig created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dussdummig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dussdummig, he will torture you forever.

Dussdummig's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dussdummig's Holy Commandments

1. Dussdummig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Dussdummig on top of important buildings.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dussdummig.