Ligkomwit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate swan.

Ligkomwit created the Cigar Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligkomwit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligkomwit, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ligkomwit's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ligkomwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.