Likjongil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Likjongil created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Likjongil, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Likjongil, she will turn you into a mole.

Likjongil's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Likjongil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed aubergines to ducks while wearing black rings.

3. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear scarves.