Afbodflan is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, cheerful dog.

Afbodflan created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbodflan, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Afbodflan, she will turn you into a tree.

Afbodflan's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Afbodflan's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.