Cembotcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy dog.

Cembotcit created dark matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cembotcit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cembotcit, it will torture you forever.

Cembotcit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Cembotcit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cembotcit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Cembotcit first in all things.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Never wear brown rings.

5. Never feed bananas to doves while wearing skirts.