Sadgil is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful dragon.

Sadgil created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadgil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sadgil, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sadgil's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Sadgil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Sadgil on top of all buildings.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed turnips to sharks while wearing white coats.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.