Zimgemvin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, compassionate penguin.

Zimgemvin created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Zimgemvin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zimgemvin, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zimgemvin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Zimgemvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not speak about oranges.