Weeominlad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, competent goat.

Weeominlad created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weeominlad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weeominlad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weeominlad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Weeominlad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Weeominlad loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Do not hurt snakes.