Natrowlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful butterfly.

Natrowlam created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Natrowlam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Natrowlam, it will remove you from existence.

Natrowlam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Natrowlam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Natrowlam loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.