Dapmotsat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow dolphin.

Dapmotsat created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapmotsat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapmotsat, it will turn you into a snail.

Dapmotsat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dapmotsat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dapmotsat three times a day.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dapmotsat on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat limes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.