Xucvagdit is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent lion.

Xucvagdit created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucvagdit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xucvagdit, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Xucvagdit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Xucvagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.